Ok, so my plan to start all over on the weight loss wagon October 13th kind of fell apart. I’ve tried to figure out exactly where I went wrong or what was preventing me from getting back on the wagon and I honestly just can’t figure it out. Maybe it’s laziness? Maybe life in general [...]
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25 Sep
Holy Crap Was That a Long Fall!
Ok, so BuddhaBelly officially fell off the wagon a few weeks ago.
Like, really fell. Massive drop. At least a good 20 feet.
I don’t really have an excuse. Yes, things got super busy. Yes, I suffered through a truly annoying flu. And yes, I got a new tattoo (even though I was supposed to wait until [...]
10 Sep
CRACKING UP OVER ‘HUNGRY’
The Weight Watchers ‘Hungry’ commercials are by far the funniest diet commercials I have seen in a long time. I actually get excited when that fuzzy little monster comes on. He cracks me up!
If you haven’t seen them you’re totally missing out. Here are my faves:
Whoever thought [...]
2 Sep
THIS IS THE WAGON…
…FROM WHICH I’VE FALLEN.
Stay tuned for The “Holy-Crap-the-Buddha-Belly-is-Back!” Relapse Plan.
22 Aug
SUBWAY RANT
Dear inconsiderate people riding the subway eastbound today,
My 6 month old son and I would like to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts (the very bottom, like scraping the very end kind of bottom) for not offering your seat to us.
Apparently a woman carrying a baby in a carrier, with a giant [...]
20 Aug
STATS (as of August 20)
BUST: 36
WAIST: 38.5 (eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!)
HIPS: 39.5 (arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!)
WEIGHT: 149.4 (omg! Back to square one! Someone kill me now!!! Puh-LEEEEEEZE)
BODY FAT %: 30.6 (the silver lining I guess…)
18 Aug
THE VACAY PLAN: CAN YOU REALLY STAY ON TRACK WITH DIET AND EXERCISE?
Yes.
As long as your not me.
I don’t think there is one person out there who finds it easy-as-pie to stay on track with their diet and exercise regimen while on vacation. I mean, come on…who really wants to think about over-exerting themselves on a treadmill or eating salads all day while the person sitting next [...]
7 Aug
STATS (as of August 6)
BUST: 36
WAIST: 38 (eek! Just what I was afraid of! Thank God it’s only one inch!)
HIPS: 39 (still no freakin’ change!!!)
WEIGHT: 147.3 (this is nothing short of a miracle given my five-day-blubberfest)
BODY FAT %: 33.3 (yeeeowzah!!!)
6 Aug
KAPOW!
KAPOW!!!
Yup. That’s the sound of my diet and exercise regimen exploding from four days of overindulgence.
I feel totally ashamed and to be quite honest, I’m feeling really freaked out that I may have undone all the good I had accomplished in the last two weeks. I am seriously dreading my weekly weigh-in tomorrow.
The slipperly slope [...]
